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Archive for January, 2010

There’s something in the water

Posted in bad dates on January 26, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Something is going on today – I’ve received a string of sexually predatory emails from older women. I feel like there’s a pack of she-lions circling my apartment. Is everyone hungover from Burns Night? That can’t be it. These all arrived in a few hours, with respective opening lines: Oh my – you look and [...]

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Drowning in Scotch

Posted in weird messages on January 26, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Let’s talk about a fun email I received today on Match.com. First, a little background about me: I am ‘European’, that uniquely American nationality. More specifically I’m Scottish – born on the east coast of that far, wee country. This explains my unearthly pallor, my comfort in pronouncing Auchtermuchty and the ability to absorb large [...]

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